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President George W. Bush and Sherri Goggin founder of Bundles of Joy and a volunteer with the Butterfly Dreams Farm Therapeutic Riding Program, before presenting her with the President’s Volunteer Service Award at Dobbins Air Reserve Base in Marietta on Tuesday afternoon 7/22/08. The President was in town for a brief visit to a fund-raiser for Rick Goddard (cq), who is running for U.S. Congress.

Batman series star Christian Bale was arrested in London and later released on bail, over allegations of assaulting his mother and sister.
The incident comes immediately after his third Batman series ‘Dark Knight’ beat the previes opening week record of SpiderMan 3.

In another 10 days from now on August 1st 2oo8, The Fairmont hotel in downtown San Jose, will be under a world microscope, all eyes and ears except the 1,000-person ballroom will be dying to see and hear the outcome of Yahoo Annual Shareholder Meeting

The pitched battle between Carl Icahn and Yahoo for control of its board could will revolve on whether Icahn can convince Gordon Crawford of Capital Research and Bill Miller of Legg Mason, (Yahoo’s two largest institutional investors) to vote for his alternate slate of directors. As of May 7, they each controlled 16 percent and 6.7 percent of Yahoo stock, respectively. Icahn owns at least 4 percent. That’s more than a quarter of the voting shares between the three of them.

As for what’ll happen at the meeting, Yahoo knows what it wants.  In the regulatory filing, bold, capitalized letters state, “OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS UNANIMOUSLY RECOMMENDS A VOTE FOR THE ELECTION OF ALL OF THE BOARD’S NOMINEES ON THE ENCLOSED WHITE PROXY CARD AND URGES YOU NOT TO SIGN OR RETURN ANY PROXY CARD SENT TO YOU BY THE ICAHN ENTITIES.”

But this time for sure this “Thoroughbred” Corporate Raider wont sell all his mares and weanlings

Amazing technology from Japan but can you guess what it is?

Look closely and guess what they could be…

Are they pens with cameras? Any wild guesses? No clue yet?

Ladies and gentlemen… congratulations! You’ve just looked into the future… yep that’s right!

You’ve just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.

Here is how it works:

In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with Bluetooth technology.. .

This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.

This ‘pen sort of instrument’ produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.

Can any one say, ‘Good-bye laptops?’

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
means
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
means
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

and

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
means
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

and

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
means
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
means
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

REMEMBER, SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.

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Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel, “
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”
“It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies.
“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Guess what? Your interest in modeling could spoil the institution’s “homely environment”. Sounds like a Joke right, No but is this is exactly what Sampurna Lahiri had to face, she was denied admission to Class XI of Alipur’s Multipurpose Government Girls School in Kolkata School for her interest in modeling.
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Yet another splendid campaign by (Neogama/BBH, São Paulo, Brazil) for the  INTERNET GROUP (IG) Hard hitting, loud and clear, visuals do the job

 
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Here is a brilliant campaign by NEOGAMA BBH (São Paulo, Brazil) for Vaticano Retouching Studio (BURTI GRAPHICS), Crystal clear communication. No copy, just a head line and the brilliant visuals do the job.

Basically all three shots are retouched none is a real shot.

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A round watermelon can take up a lot of room in a refrigerator and the usually round fruit often sits awkwardly on refrigerator shelves?

Smart Japanese Farmers have forced  their watermelons to grow into a square shape by inserting the melons into square, tempered glass cases while the fruit is still growing on the vine.

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